Tuesday, September 21, 2010

What kind of person am I?

Dude again another lil 7 q quiz thing and it's dead on!!!!


Dear Leila Offner, You are an outgoing and cheerful person. Although you get frustrated sometimes, you get through hard times easily and are joyful again.
Your friendly personality makes you attractive in the eyes of the opposite sex, but this makes your spouse feel insecure. Your lack of emotion is a disadvantage, but your candor has made you popular.
Conclusion: ...
웃 : Friends of your gender find it hard to understand you. Sooo true and that is why most of my friends are male.
웃 : You have an innocent thinking. I would like to think so :-)
웃 : But it attracts members of the opposite sex. ....what? how so!?!? Ok I guess...


I'm a true leo as this horoscope describes:


AUGUST = THUG You a strait up "Gangsta" Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.



I swear this horoscope was like made for me like they are describing exactly ME!!! lol 


Lastly these are my favorite abbreviations:

I'm a B.I.T.C.H. - Babe In Total Control of Herself
&
I'm a S.L.U.T. - Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing

And my motto:

*I wanna be one of those rare breed where I'm beautiful inside and out*

Monday, September 20, 2010

My Perfect Match!

For Leila Offner who have zodiac Leo, below are their perfect match criteria :
Perfect Partners: Aries, Sagittarius
Nearly Perfect Partners: Gemini, Libra
Like Minded Souls: Leo
Opposites Youre Attracted To: Capricorn, Pisces
Learn From Your Differences: Cancer, Virgo
Not Your Destiny: Scorpio, Taurus
Astrological Hell: Aquarius

Again how true is this shiiiit!!!

I've heard I'm really compatible with Libra's but till this day have I not met a Libra yet! How strange is that??
Opposites I'm attracted to is definitely Pisces. All my ex's and the guys I've dated have been Pisces but I'm so over them (><)!!! Their way too opposite from me it just doesn't work out I feel like...

Like Minded Leo's. DEFINITELY true. Almost scary like I'm talking to myself but my friends handle situations and issues the same exact way I would. We get along pretty well too!!

The one I'm shocked is AQUARIUS!?!?! My bestest bestfriend is Aquarius and I LOVE her!!! Although she's a complete bitch that if I was a guy I would never date her. lol But she's my homie for life <3

Def gonna remember this I should write it down and put it in my wallet or something. lol

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Psychology Personality Quiz

So this quiz is super simple u choose either one of the answer with no questions asked and has only 7 q's but my result was dead on! It's almost scary!!! It's like wha- how!?!?

Dear Leila Offner, based PSYCHOLOGY PERSONALITY TEST, You’re an ideal boyfriend/girlfriend... You don’t care if your partner doesn’t really love you as long as you love him/her. You give your all...
You’re undoubtedly good-natured! Most of the time, people are confident to approach you because they know you will consider them.
Here is the analysis: ...
웃 : Mysterious... oftentimes, a loner.
웃 : You hide your emotions... Sometimes pretending to be always happy.
웃 : You search for love...
웃 : You have so many ideas in mind... You’re creative and aggressive!
웃 : You love actions... with the hero-like taste!

Try it!!! Psychology Personality Quiz

What to do when you get pulled over...

Came across this article today and thought it was really knowledgeable so I wanted to share it with ya'll.

In what he calls an "educational video" that's widely circulated on YouTube, comedian Chris Rock offers advice on what to do when you get pulled over for a traffic violation.


How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police!



"Obey the law" he says. "Stop immediately" and "stay in your car with your hands on the wheel." Finally, "if your woman is mad at you, leave her at home. There's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your [you-know-what] kicked."
It's a dead-on spoof of a hard truth: Respect authority. If you don't, you increase the odds of a pricey ticket.
"Everything in that video is absolutely true," said Sgt. Matthew Koep of the South Plainfield, N.J., Police Department. "It's funny, but it's accurate."
Citizens who are generally law-abiding are likely to come into contact with the police only under two circumstances: If you're a crime victim or you get pulled over for a traffic violation.
Police officers are not out to make your life miserable, but to make sure you're following the rules of the road and not endangering yourself or those around you.
With a few exceptions, and an egregious traffic violation is top among them, cops aren't mandated to write tickets. Most would rather send you on your way with a friendly warning -- that can save you time and money.
But handle the situation with an aggressive or arrogant attitude and you can expect to squeeze an expensive court date into your busy schedule.
Play Nice
First rule: don't argue.
"I get this all the time," said Karen Rittorno, a nine-year veteran with the Chicago Police Department. "'What are you stopping me for? I didn't do nothing.' If they try to take charge of the traffic stop, they're not going to get out of it without a ticket," she said. "We ask the questions, not them."
Accept that the police have caught you doing something that's against the law, such as speeding or gliding through a stop sign.
"All we do is react to what people do when you pull them over," said Dennis Fanning, a homicide detective and veteran officer with the Los Angeles Police Department. "We don't instigate the stuff, but we will react to you. The situation will escalate or de-escalate depending on how that person reacts."
To argue with cops is akin to calling them idiots. Don't do that. "That's implying that I pulled you over for no reason and that bothers me," Koep said.
Keep It Honest
Don't lie, either. Cops are trained to note the human characteristics of lying, including twitching and looking to the left, and they know the right questions to ask to suss out the truth.
Fanning estimates that nine out of 10 people lie to him. "It's an attack on our intelligence," he said.
Moreover, the truth can set you free. Koep recalled an incident when he pulled a young guy over for speeding.
"He looks straight at me and says, 'You know, officer, I wasn't even paying attention. I just had the best date of my life. I just met my future bride. I'm just on cloud nine right now.'
"The guy was completely serious," Koep said. "How are you going to write that guy up after that? Who makes that kind of stuff up?"
Of course, don't use pejoratives when addressing the police, unless you're eager for a ticket. But other words may backfire, too. Rittorno works in a crime-ridden section of Chicago where the majority of people she pulls over for traffic violations don't have licenses or insurance, she said.
"So I get a lot of, 'I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it, sweetheart,'" she said. "I hate being called 'baby' or 'sweetheart.' I'm 'officer' to you.''
The police don't like being talked over, either. "Be polite," said Chicago Officer Mike Thomas. "You have your rights as a citizen, too, but it doesn't do you any good to talk while he's talking."
Cops know that people are nervous when they get pulled over, and they expect a certain amount of jumpiness when they approach a car. Rittorno even admitted she's intimidated in the same situation. "I'm the police and I get scared if I get pulled over," she said.
But did you know they're on edge, too? You know who they are, but they don't know whether you're a good guy or a bad guy. "The only thing on his mind when he approaches you is safety," Thomas said. "You know you don't have a gun in your lap, but the officer doesn't know it."
Rittorno, for one, said she assumes everyone has a gun. "I'm always on 10," she said, referring to her high level of vigilance. "I take it down depending on their demeanor or what I see."
Stay Calm
When those headlights go on, it's best to pull the car to the right, stay in the car, turn the interior lights on if it's dark and put your hands on the steering wheel.
Don't make any quick movements, and don't turn to grab your purse or put your hands in your pocket or under your seat to retrieve your license -- until the officer instructs you to. Then, do it slowly.
Don't move to open the glove box either, until directed. And do that slowly, too. Let the police shine a light inside the box before you reach in. Many criminals hide guns in glove boxes.
"What's going to cause the situation to get worse is for the fear factor to rise in that officer," Koep said. "The officer is more likely to cut you a break as long as you can reduce that fear. …If you're friendly with me, not arguing or denying what happened, that lowers the fear factor and will make me a lot more cooperative with you."
Don't boast about who you know, either. That can infuriate cops. They consider it a veiled threat to their livelihoods. Fortunately, most municipalities have laws in place to insure that an officer is not fired or reprimanded for ticketing, say, the mayor's daughter.
Finally, never try to buy off a cop. "In those instances where they've offered me a bribe," Fanning said. "I loved making those arrests."

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Talking To the Moon

I fell in love with this song today and I've been listening to it on repeat over and over and over and over again! I <3 it!!!!

Talking To the Moon - Bruno Mars

Lyrics:

I know you're somewhere out there 
Somewhere far away 
I want you back 
I want you back 
My neighbours think 
I'm crazy 
But they don't understand 
You're all I have 
You're all I have 

[Chorus:]
At night when the stars 
light on my room 
I sit by myself 
Talking to the Moon 
Try to get to You 
It holds you on 
the other side 
Talking to me too 
Oh Am I an owl 
who sits alone 
Talking to the moon 

I'm feeling like 
I'm famous 
The talk of the town 
They say 
I've gone mad 
Yeah 
I've gone mad 
But they don't know 
what I know 
Cause when the 
sun goes down 
someone's talking back 
Yeah 
They're talking back 

[Chorus:]
At night when the stars 
light on my room 
I sit by myself 
Talking to the Moon 
Try to get to You 
It holds you on 
the other side 
Talking to me too 
Oh Am I an owl 
who sits alone 
Talking to the moon 

Ahh...Ahh...Ahh.. 
Do you ever hear me calling 
(Ahh...Ahh..Ahh..) 
Ho Hou Ho ho Hou 

'Cause every night 
I'm Talking to the Moon 

Still try to get to You 
It holds you on 
the other side 
Talking to me too 
Oh Am I an owl 
who sits alone 
Talking to the moon 

Ohoooo... 

I know you're somewhere out there 
Somewhere far away

Sunday, September 5, 2010

You know you're Japanese when...

1. You bow your head every few seconds when you speak.
2. Every compliment ever paid to you you've responded with "Oh no, that's not true...".
3. You know what nato is and you either hate it or you love it. (I LOVE it!!)
4. You know why the words "Rice" and "Meal" mean the same thing.
5. You imitate the nasally voice of the train conductor and everyone laughs.
6. You are/have been addicted to the song "Tsunami" by Southern All Stars.
7. You know that shoyu never, ever goes on rice. (I hate it when foreigners do this!)
8. You've "accidentally" poured shoyu or some other sauce on your rice. "Accidentally" of course. (hahaha yes guilty!)
9. Your blood type is A. (No I'm an O but the most ppl I know are A's)
10. You grew up watching Anpanman or Ultraman. (ANPANMAAAAN)
11. You know that it's really "Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi". 
12. You watch American movies with Japanese in them and you think they're speaking Chinese. 
13. You apologize profusely for no reason.
14. You know what the rabbits are doing up there on the moon.
15. You know what Shuriken are NOT because of an anime or manga.
16. At some point, you watched "Hotaru no Haka" and cried.
17. "Tonari no Totoro" was your "Little Mermaid".
18. You know that frogs say, "gero gero", not "ribbit".
19. The quote, "boys be ambitious" is familiar to you.
20. You've bought nice clothing for cheaper than 5 dollars.
21. You can finish this sentence:
"Sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na!
Hai! _____________!!!!"

Only if you're Japanese would you know every one of these mean. lol